Americas dumbest Laws

[kadaj]

Virginia

* it is illegal to have sex with the lights on

*You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

*There is a state law prohibiting corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.

*It is illegal to tickle women.

*Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Washington

*It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

*X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

*All lollipops are banned.

*It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

*One may not spit on a bus

West Virginia

*It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

*A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

*Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

*It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

*A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.

[kadaj]

Wisconsin

*Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons

*As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

*At one time, margarine was illegal.

*While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.

*Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

Wyoming

*If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

*It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.

*Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.

*You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

*All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building.

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Well folks there you have it 250 fine examples of the intellegence level of America. I hope you enjoyed.

[Xemnas]

"Washington

*X-rays may not be used to fit shoes."

That one is valid, there used to be x-ray machines in shoe stores up until the 40s or so that helped to see if your toes made it all the way to the tip of the shoe. Except since the machine was unprotected people got radiation poisoning and other such related stuff XD;

[Marluxia]

I don't know about the Lollipop law since we can, in fact, buy lollipops here but.. I don't know if they actually call them that...